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NEWS:    Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

He also said:  Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

That one has me perplexed....

 

 

 

 

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NO, Chuckles.....juggling Devilsticks does NOT count as ballet....!   Fuck you...!

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But....sometimes you give me porn nightmares....   

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In every case, I much rather prefer the real deal.....

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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy asian.....outdoors......nice set of pokies showing.... 

 And...after that that picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff.... 

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What your clothed pictures from the Spring Clothing Catalog does to us....

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Short hair and butch haircut women are hot.  
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But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....
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And if you're a real man, you know ten reasons why.....

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1.  She owns power tools.

2.  Her bucket has a tool apron.

3.  She keeps her open-ends hung and sorted by size.

4.  Keeps hardware sorted in bins.

5.  Has a vice.

6.  Doesn't tightly coil her power cords.

7.  Electrical box has been inspected.

8.  Still has both extensions to the shop vacuum.

9.  Has three tool boxes.

10.  Has a pair of skis.

11.  Is smoking hot.


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Now that's a tight pussy....!

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Of....someone needs more lube.....




Never, ever, turn down a blow job from a woman that plays a wind instrument.....!

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They have excellent lips.


Ok...ok....don't turn a blow job down from anyone....but the point is still true....!




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There you go, man....!    Whoops....don't think she was expecting that much in her.....

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