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NEWS:    Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

He also said:  Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

That one has me perplexed....

 

 

 

 

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But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....   

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Well....to every rule there is the exception.....

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Sorry....but the big Bass/Trout/Mega-pouty lips thing isn't as sexy as you think it is.....

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The Trout Pout doesn't work for anyone...

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Ladies....I promise you....you are hot without doing your lips like that....!




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I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!

But I LOVE her long legs and size up top.....


Microwaves are just fine on the counter but still close to the sink....  

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Or even right above the oven.  Now you're cookin'....!

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Some other microwaves placements I hate....

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....and all I have is a little dinghy.....

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....a little dinghy but I'm furiously paddling.....


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"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!

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Don't think she's made up her mind yet....

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With unforseen consequences.....

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