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Thanksgiving dinner edition....
"I'll have a can of soda instead, thanks...."
"Chuckie, sure as hell hope you unplugged it first...!"
Do NOT ask what was in the Alfredo Sauce....!
Then again.....
Meet some other brave fuckers....
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Click the link to seeother pigtail'ers.... Ya know....if you're into that kinda thing....
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Damn....I'd do her.....and how... I sure hope these aren't racist....
Damn....I'd do her.....and how...
(Hope that comment wasn't raclst.)
.....picture on the wall.
JUST JOKING....!
The Pimp is gonna kick my ass for making fun of this.....
My humor gets me into trouble a lot.....
But I'm definitely stopping by if I see one...!
Clothed Male, Naked Female....The Earliest Years
(and some more recent ones)
"Oooooohhhh....the guys at the bike shop are not gonna believe this....!"
Best Day At Work Ever....!
And.....the more obscure....TCFNF: Thankfully Clothed Female, Naked Female.
This course gives you 2.5 units of Continuing Porn Education credits.
The Porn Corollary is..... "Pigtails subtract ten years"....
Ya know....if you're into that kinda thing....lol....
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Sorry....but the big Bass/Trout/Mega-pouty lips thing isn't as sexy as you think it is.....
The Trout Pout doesn't work for anyone...
Ladies....I promise you....you are hot without doing your lips like that....!
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Japan can be very weird.....sexually.....
There's some hot women there though.....
Second thought.....go straight to vodka.
Could be done though.....
.....but the club rules are that you have to have your ID on you at all times.....
......but I'm willing to frisk you one more time to try to find it....
......but it might have fallen into my front pocket and you're welcome to reach in and feel for it....
Ya know....I really expected a bigger load from Captaln Amerlca.....
Nooooo........Ironic that you can't consume a drink in a store that sells drinks...!
(You weirdo....lol...)
