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NEWS:    Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

He also said:  Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

That one has me perplexed....

 

 

 

 

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...but I'm not sure what her "greatest need" is exactly....

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I am positive what mine is though....lol....




A.   Earthquake.

B.  A vibrator....a really, big, 220volt powered vibrator.

C.   New boyfriend can do 65 pumps per minute.

D.  All the above.

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A Honda Fit....in good shape.  With gas prices this high, I should be driving a subcompact instead of my big truck (yes, I'm overcompensating.)

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Ok....ok.....I want that hot lady in good shape too...!

I only want a few things in life. Here are some others....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/damn+I%20want%20that




You might need to go up one more X in your cock ring sizing.....your XXXL might be too tight there....

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You lucky Bastard....




And it only cost $54,839 worth of Polyethylene Terephthalate Glycol and Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene to do it....!

AI_guy.....AI-guy....hey, AI....? 

Has anyone seen AI_guy in the last few days...?    

He hasn't been on P&H for over a week now....he must be busy on something....

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Just joking, AI_guy...!





Is this an "Outside" thing, "Exposure" thing, or "Gay Hookup" thing....

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Then....it popped into my head:  On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my pubic hair....

I'm weird.


Other things I'll probably never understand....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/i'll+never%20understand




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Ok, Chuckie, ok DAMMIT...you took Ballet lessons too, fuck you.... 
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Others that trained in the art of ballet.....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/years+of%20ballet%20lessons





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