ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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"Honest, Doc. I fell on it...!"
But, if I did, it might look like this: Playful lady in reindeer costume.....pretty looks.....sexy long hair.
And...after that waste-of-time picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff....
But....she's not a total waste of time....!
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.....and then it hit her....
....but it didn't involve Pinkies....
....or swearing....
This is Rubi. She the smile on her face....? That's a real smile.....AI can't do that. Rubi is doing what she loves to do: stroke a big cock. And she's good at it.
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This is Alison. She had her name legally changed "Ali-sin" just to draw your attention to her....and her tits.
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Never, ever, turn down a blow job from a black woman.....!
But, first, get rid of those nasty-ass, old loafers....and get some decent shoes.
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Ok...ok....don't turn a blow job down from anyone ever....but the point is still true....!
....color coordinate her blue cushions, blue bedspread, and her blue vibrator....!
And I'd still do them. Then....and now.....
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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy lady.....sheer, see-thru nitegown......huge areolas....nice pussy gap....
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