Latest Posts by hepcat940

I wouldn't kick her out of my bed for the hat.......but there'll definitely not be any cuddling afterward...!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/babe-lose-the-yankees-hat-you-re-killing-the-vibe-63161

"Pigtails subtract ten years"....

Click the link to see other pigtail'ers.....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/the-phrase-the-camera-adds-ten-pounds-refers-to-le-129780

.....the size doesn't matter.... 

Check out others just hanging around.....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/hanging-tits-are-hot-tits-128746

More Ewww/Ehhh:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/ewww-she-said-131766

Others that could use a chin clean up.....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/oh-hey-you-got-a-little-someone-on-your-chin-there-131764

Click on the following link to embrace a trail of bush....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/come-on-don-t-fear-the-bush-131127

And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....

Click on the link and explore a trail of others that probably just got their AARP card:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-know-she-s-out-there-20-30-years-or-so-later-n-131138

Oh....and nice hat...   Women look sexy wearing hats...

https://pimpandhost.com/p/hey-nice-hat-131880

It would look great on my bedroom floor....  

Ha ha....very funny, Chuckles....

Follow link for more shapka beret hoed chapeau sombrero hattur moja hut koofiyadda isigqoko petasum....and a few pussies thrown in as a distraction....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/hey-nice-hat-130761

You BETTER take her out for steak.   Next weekend....

Click this link to explore others who don't have that "poker face":

https://pimpandhost.com/p/if-that-s-the-face-she-makes-130160

....like I could brag about myself....LOL....

"Ok....I swallow the cum, lick the salt, shoot the tequila, and suck the lime....right...?"

Explore a trail of others indulging in the "social lubricant".....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/dammit-i-told-you-all-i-didn-t-want-to-get-drunk-129390

I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!

But I LOVE her hair and nice size up top.....

See.....microwaves are just fine on the counter....    

Or....under the counter.....

Above the fridge....?  Sure, why not....!

See....lots of room for "cooking" when you put the micro away from the stove...!

Some other microwaves placements I hate....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/i-hate-this-130648

.....but.....being a professional masturbater, I'm determined to push (and pull) beyond the creepy-ness and--maintaining my professional standards--and bring this image to its successful conclusion....

....but I've never tried this position....

Not sure what it's called....

Or....maybe....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/missionary-doggy-style-cowgiri-butterfly-position--30281

.....my first law is that natural redheads will not be allowed to shave their pussy....

I'd lick to count on your vote.....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/when-i-am-presldent-of-north-america-61109

"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!

Another Ewww/Ehhh:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/ewww-130605