37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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uh....wait....that smells familiar....
....either way, I like it....
....you're only getting anal once a year.
Better take her to the mall afterwards....
(I know I'll get hate mail for this.)
But (pun intended) there is an 89% chance that your ass is fine enough as it is....!
Move those hands and let us have a nice, full view...!
https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/finger+butt%20lift
WTF with the gloves....? Hand condom...?
A. Get drunk and go for it.
B. Turn out the lights and think of your first girlfriend.
C. Close your eyes and Think Of England.
D. All the above.
In truth....most of us guys are butt-ugly (you aren't, of course) and we should be glad enough to even sneak up on our cock to masturbate....let alone get some pussy.....
https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/think+of%20england
...uh....more serious....
I ain't screwing around with 'em.....they look serious...!
Nothing like a refresh rate of 480 Hz.....mmmmm......allows a 2 mS (2.083333 mS to be precise) for excitation of the phosphor.
More of that hot CRT porn....
https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/crt+monitor%20porn
Get enough upvotes and I'll post some hot 56 kbit/s dial-up modem porn....!
But, if I did, it might look like this: Outdoors....sexy outfit....no bra.....nice size and nice jiggle.
And...after that that picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff....
And on to adult pics....!
For more not-time-wasting, adult pictures...!
(And without all that FashionShow whore slut cunt exposed slutwife webslut AI crap)
https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/fricking+waste%20of%20time
I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!
But I LOVE her hair....
See....over the dishwasher works....
Lots of room elsewhere on the counter....
It's not "over" but "next to" works....
Babe.....can you ever find your microwave....?!?
Fuck you, Chuckles....burn dick off. Who cares...!
