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They really float in water....!
$27.88 for a wheeled ice chest is a great deal.
Sexy crotch view too....
But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....
Even as a cartoon, we look silly.....
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Yeeeeouch....!
The cute smile at the end makes it even hotter....
This is Scarlet. For years, she endured taunts of "Pancake TIts!"....."Silver Dollar Nipples!". She looked to showing her tits off to improve her confidence and self-worth.
But then, eviI Al came. As if air brushing and photoshopping weren't bad enough, Al enabled any MS Draw Washout to dial in perfect, symettrical tits. Scarlet was crushed.
But you can help Scarlet. Supporting her and her tits instead of Al pretend tits and restore her confidence.
Find it in your heart to support Scarlet.
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.....you definitely need that fan....!
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But....sometimes you give me porn nightmares....
In every case, I much rather prefer the real deal.....
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Short hair and butch haircut women are hot.
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37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
Ok....probably contacts but it still counts...!
[ Memories of a blue-eyed Filipina I knew in the Philippines. ]
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These ladies are Diamond, Lola, Cristal, and Angel.
Between them, they have invested over $8000 in tattoo work.....all just so that you will notice their tits and twats along with their tatts.
Sure, evil AI can make pretend tatts of anything on anyone and anywhere....but these ladies have put in the time, pain, and money for you.....and your erectile enjoyment.
They deserve your attention and clicks. Find it in your heart to show them your support.
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You're not licking in the right place....she's more about smoking her cigarette....
Ok...a smile, a twitch, head going back....you're in the right place now...!
5-day load....?
10-day load....?
The P&H Kitchen Faucet/Sex Handle fixture has achieved an unprecedented 300 pound pull rating..!
The fixture, which includes a pull out sprayer faucet, makes cleaning up cum easier than ever before....!
Check out the booth at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) this January in Las Vegas.
