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.....Tatoo Much?.....or.....Ink On The Stink.....

Sexy WIth A Zombie was a runner up....

Thanksgiving dinner edition....

"I'll have a can of soda instead, thanks...."

"Chuckie, sure as hell hope you unplugged it first...!"

Do NOT ask what was in the Alfredo Sauce....!

Then again..... 

 Meet some other brave fuckers....

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Jump to other sexy jump cuts:

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Chuckles....the doctor is not going to believe you "just fell into the fence on accident"......

Others that are still sitting on the fence over this....

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"Damn, her toes are longer than my dick....!"   

Hep overshares too many times here....

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Others that could use a chin clean up.....

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And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....   

Explore others that probably just got their AARP card:

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hashtag:  "80's Ain't 'vintage' dammit"

......................................Good......................................................................Better.........................................................................Best............

Other ladies showing off their Good.....Better.....Best....

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Others that might make an erection seem awkward.... 

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.....you definitely need that fan....!  

Others that are so hot, they need to cool down.

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"Be where you are; otherwise you will miss your life"

Other moments....

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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy ladies.....hot bathing suits......glimpse of a camel toe....on the beach.... 

 And...after that that picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff....   

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Oh, yeah....this might take a while.....

Others that go the distance:

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Sorry I made a Bio-Hazard while watching her....

You might need some of the bleach back there.....

"C'mon, babe....just this time....wear the purple beret for me...."