The Porn Corollary to that is "pigtails subtract ten years"....

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LOL....like he's even looking at her hair.....!


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Ok....ok....!


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He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....
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ehh.....he's probably Moderator on Pimp&Host....


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DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
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This gal....!!

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This guy....!!

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....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!
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...your next Birthday Blow Job is questionable.....

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He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....

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ehh.....he probably has a ski lodge....


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Second place was a tie....!

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