"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!
ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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This gal....!!
....but I ain't hanging around to find out about what....!
My buddy said there's some secret meaning when women make the 'OK' symbol in porn pics.
(Outside of a masturbating a cock implication.)
Is this true....?
She doesn't believe your "Oh, I swear I'll keep these pictures private." bullshit.
But I'm definitely stopping by if I see one...!
....or Those Are Some Damn Good Potato Chips....!
Clothed Male, Naked Female....The Earliest Years
(and some more recent ones)
"Oooooohhhh....the guys at the bike shop are not gonna believe this....!"
Best Day At Work Ever....!
And.....the more obscure....TCFNF: Thankfully Clothed Female, Naked Female.
This course gives you 2.5 units of Continuing Porn Education credits.
....you definitely need that fan....!
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Bad Porn Jokes or Puns must be made when the image deems it necessary.
Nice rack...! I prefer a gun safe though....
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But....sometimes you give me porn nightmares....
All in all....I much rather prefer the real deal.....
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Ya know....if you're into that kinda thing....lol....
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Because they are awesome....!
