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NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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It would look great on my bedroom floor....
And....one for the ladies (so to speak)....
Follow link for more shapka beret hoed chapeau sombrero hattur moja hut koofiyadda isigqoko petasum....and a few pussies thrown in as a distraction....
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Watching the tide roll away
Sittin' here resting my bones....
And this loneliness won't leave me alone.....
Lucky dock....
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Japan can be very weird.....sexually.....
There's some hot women there though.....
Second thought.....go straight to vodka.
Could be done though.....
Six gears on the floor, six inches in her pussy....!
And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....
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[ Ugh.....that wasn't very funny. Sorry.... ]
slab of Black Walnut.
....and her amazing nipples.
.....but the club rules are that you have to have your ID on you at all times.....
......but I'm willing to frisk you one more time to try to find it....
......but it might have fallen into my front pocket and you're welcome to reach in and feel for it....
Thought I'd hang out on the back patio and enjoy the nice weather.....
Check out some other things to do this weekend....
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Have a great weekend....!
Don't do anything The Pimp wouldn't do....!
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He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....
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