ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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Guaranteed to get the sand out of every crack and crevice...!
Gets me up and going every time....
Not sure why it does it for me....
And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....
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Click on the link to explore others that almost got it in.....
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This gal....!!
Click to explore a trail of other two thumb winners....
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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy lady.....outdoors.......nice pussy gap....just the right amount of bush....
And...after that that picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff....
Ok...ok....she's half-clothed....
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(And without all that whore slut cunt exposed slutwife webslut AI crap)
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Bad Porn Jokes or Puns must be made when the image deems it necessary.
Dictionary of Superstitutions.
#37: Superstitio De Parvis Uberibus (Superstitution of Small Tits)
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lol.....Surfboards....!
Ok....ok.....surfboards....paddleboards....
I'm in north Texas....doesn't matter to me....lol...
Either way, the POV guy wins....!
I did hear a guy once say, "You can't trap the willing..."
(Well....at least I thought it was a guy....)
Her areolas are almost as big as her face....!!
But still.....very, very hot....
See others I've thrown the flag on:
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.....you definitely need that fan....!
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Chuckles....the doctor is not going to believe you "just fell into the fence on accident"......
Others looking to get a splinter out....
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....according to the Penis Sun Dial.....
No....silly....it doesn't work at night....!
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Damn...this thread has been going on for three years now...LOL...!
