Latest Posts by hepcat940

....tool batteries I had charging...?!?

Oh, no problem.....it can wait.   I'll just sit *right*here* while you finish....

You know....I don't mind when she borrows my stuff.....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/honey+have%20you%20seen%20my

Not sure of the 'multi-function' of a cock ring that shoots yellow marbels....but...I'm willing to give it a whirl....

Other items add to the Shopping Cart:

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/add+to%20cart

Others that trained in the art of ballet.....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/years+of%20ballet%20lessons

IT'S TITS TIME......!  (5:10 is pussytime)

Well.....anytime is Tits or Pussytime....!

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/pussytime

I need a silver, left front fender for a VW Passat Wagon I'm selling...!

Ok....ok.....I want that hot blonde too...!

I only want a few things in life. Here are some others....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/damn+I%20want%20that

.....my SECOND law is that natural blondes will not be allowed to shave their pussy....

.....my FIRST law is that natural redhead won't shave either...!

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/natural+redheads%20will%20not

Judges Scores

US: 9.5   France:  8.7  USSR:  5.5  China:  7.8  Italy:  8.9

Next, the Compulasaries Competition.

"Pigtails/Ponytails subtract ten years"....   

Ya know....if you're into that kinda thing....lol....

Other pigtail'ers and ponytail'ers.....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/the+camera%20adds%20ten%20pounds

She to have her eyes photoshopped.....those things would be big on a cow...!

Others I've thrown the flag on:

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/throwing+the%20flag

She's getting fucked on a RenauIt....?   A Renault, for crying out loud....!!

So much for a reputation.....

A DeIonghi PrimaDonna Avant ESAM 6700....

Just joking.  I don't do espresso or cappuccino....I perc my own coffee.

But I would love the hot blonde though...

I only want a few things in life. Here are some others....

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/damn+I%20want%20that

37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.    

PIMP & HOST'S OLDEST AND LONGEST RUNNING BLUE-EYES THREAD....

http://pimpandhost.com/s/p/hotter+with%20BLUE%20EYES

....according to the Penis Sun Dial.....

Check your time against other Sun Dials....!

https://pimpandhost.com/s/p/penis+sun%20dial

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