ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....
Damn.....hope she still has the boat.....
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But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....
A good compromise....?
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Maybe this gal can tell you how she got her splinter out....
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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy lady.....hot body.......sexy dancing....delicious panties....
And...after that that picture is posted, we can go back to the grown-up stuff....
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Guy.....can you say "SANDPAPER"....? Ye-ouch....!
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...The biting-your-lip thing is very hot....
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But....'thanks'....
This gal....!!
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Don't tell anyone that _______
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Doing that 8 months ago is how you got into the shape you are now.
Not that I would tell her to stop....!!
....my first law will be that natural blonds will never shave their bush....
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I'm Hepcat and my erect penis approves this message.
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"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!
