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It's NORMAL for pussy lips to be "wavy"....you can't straighten them.  

Now put the damn iron away....!

Thanksgiving dinner edition....

"I'll have a can of soda instead, thanks...."

"Chuckie, sure as hell hope you unplugged it first...!"

Do NOT ask what was in the Alfredo Sauce....!

Then again..... 

 Meet some other brave fuckers....

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.....picture on the wall.

JUST JOKING....!

The Pimp is gonna kick my ass for making fun of this.....

My humor gets me into trouble a lot.....

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"Pigtails subtract ten years"....

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The Porn Corollary to that is "pigtails subtract ten years"....

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 Meet some other brave fuckers....

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To be fair.....it *is* a Firebird.....

PILF.  Pontiac I'd Like to Fuck.....

Meet some other brave fuckers....

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..............................................................Sexy................................................................................................................Not even sexy..........

....The Finger Butt Lift/Ass Jiggle isn't as sexy as you might think it is.

And Chuckles7364....the pics you sent of you in that pose were not appreciated.....