ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy lady.....amazing ass (even if I'm not an "Ass Man")....
And...now that that picture is posted, I'll go back to the adult stuff....[scroll down]
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(And without all that whore slut cunt exposed slutwife webslut AI crap)
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....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!
C'mon.......it's a joke.....besides, I'm one of the few users here that respects women....!
Other dainty ladies....
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....that's gotta be at least a 40-foot catamaran back there....!
Ok....ok.....I want that hot lady on the sailboat too...!
I only want a few things in life. Here are some....
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Fetish #7: Funky colored hair
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Don't tell anyone that _______
Some secrets are good ones to have....
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Approximately 14% of these cases result in hospitalisation.
Pimp&Host Labs recommends holding on to a hand rail or something hard in the shower for your safety.
NO....a coke bottle is not safe.....!
Yeah....works for your guys two....uh....guys too....
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DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
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Damn....I'd do her.....and how...
I sure hope these aren't racist....
Others that might make an erection seem awkward....
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The Porn Corollary to that is "pigtails subtract ten years"....
Yeah.....I guess it works here too.....
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Birthday Anal is off the table now....(sorry)....
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And....he came so hard his cock AND his ass were pulsating...!
37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
Heterochromia iridum.....even sexier....rare....
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Bonnet or Hood.....
There's no argument.....she's hot....!
It's Hood.....btw....
GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL.....!!
Ok.....OK.....Support your local FOOTBALL club.....
Available for Cinco de Mayo parties, Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and (ahem) your more *intimate* get-togethers.....
NOTE: Carlos cannot sing or play an instrument....but he is very good entertainment....
How 'bout that baton, folks....?!?!!
[Oh, c'mon....it's a damn joke...]
Yeah.....whatever.....this gal......
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