He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....
ehh.....he probably has a truck that goes up really, really high....
Other lucky just-around-the-national-average-of-5.6-inches guys:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/don-t-laugh-122415
ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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Can't believe how many people keep asking me: One quick cup of coffee and then we can FUCK.
Clink the link to explore a trail of coffee lovers...!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/ok-one-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-then-we-can-120470
...The biting-your-lip thing is very hot....
And I'd still do them both...then and now....
Click the link and explore a trail of others that probably just got their AARP card:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-know-she-s-out-there-20-30-years-or-so-later-n-120916
Click the link to explore a trail of other annoying, poorly-timed, teIemarketer calls....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/hello-we-ve-been-trying-to-reach-you-concerning-yo-116369
And silicone bees stung her tits....! (?)
Ladies....don't do that to your lips or tits.
They're beautiful just as they are....
Click the link to follow a trail of other un-necessary plumpings....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/quick-get-the-epinephrine-pen-a-bee-stung-her-lips-61110
Want to wank to more winkers....?
Follow this link to a trail of other sexy winkers..
https://pimpandhost.com/p/it-gets-me-up-and-going-when-women-do-that-sexy-wi-116367
And there's a good band there too....
Check out some other things to do this weekend....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/so-what-you-gonna-do-this-weekend-50839
Have a great weekend....!
Don't do anything The Pimp wouldn't do....!
But, if I did, it might look like this:
Sexy lady.....outdoors.......great size up top.....amazing pussy gap....
And...now that that picture is posted, it's right back the adult stuff....
Follow this link to explore a trail of more not-time-wasting, adult pictures...!
(And without all that whore slut cunt exposed slutwife webslut AI crap)
https://pimpandhost.com/p/it-s-an-adult-site-it-s-a-waste-of-time-posting-cl-115151
I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!
But I LOVE her bush and nice toy....
Here's another one I hate:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/i-hate-this-119624
Follow this link and explore a trail of others indulging in the "social lubricant".....a three-year long trail....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/dammit-i-told-you-all-i-didn-t-want-to-get-drunk-120848
Wait until you see her floss...!
Follow this link to see others with great oral hygiene....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/remember-twice-a-day-or-after-every-meal-121148
....according to the Penis Sundial.....
His penis sundial has a second hand....(?)
Follow this link to explore a trail of previous Sundials...and check your time against other Sundials....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/the-time-is-3-47-pm-117638
.....and then it hit her....
See others that came to that same realization:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/she-wondered-when-he-was-going-to-cum-120928
........................................Clothes: Not Happy..........................................................................,...........No Clothes: HAPPY.................................
Click the following link and see more women getting happy by getting naked....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/women-take-off-your-clothes-and-you-will-feel-happ-120923
