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NEWS:    Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

He also said:  Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

That one has me perplexed....

 

 

 

 

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....And why is the one on the left not laughing.....?

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....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!

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...........................Good...........................................................................Better.........................................................................Best............

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He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....

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Amerlcan Idol is on in 5 minutes and she just wants you to fuckin' finish...  

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[The gay guy will win this year.]


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That composite decking will last a lot longer than the cedar deck I just replaced.

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Ok....ok.....I want those two hot fire-bushes to go with the new deck too....! 


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.....a 1963 Corvair.....(had one with a turbo....never should have sold it....)

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