Click on the following link to explore a trail of others that trained in the art of ballet.....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/all-those-years-of-ballet-lessons-paid-off-120920
ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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This gal....!!
Who's got two thumbs and was just kicked out for pissing on the nude beach ....?
Yeah.....this gal.....
Click the following link to explore a trail of others with two thumbs....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/who-s-got-two-thumbs-and-just-figured-out-how-to-g-122254
Short hair and butch haircut women are hot.
Follow this link to explore a trail of previous hot, short hair, butch women...!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-host-confession-121617
Research shows 235,000 people seek emergency room treatment due to injuries sustained in the bathroom.
Approximately 14% of these cases result in hospitalisation.
Pimp&Host Labs recommends holding on to a hand rail or something hard in the shower for your safety.
KEEPING TWO SAFE IS A LITTLE RISKY.
KEEPING THREE SAFE IS GETTING RISKY.....But the handle looks big enough......
A Pubic Service Announcement from the staff at Pimp&Host Labs.
From the same people that brought you: The Pimp's Neck Unintentional Testical Slapping (NUTS) device....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/ladies-tired-of-balls-smacking-you-on-the-chin-and-100116
Click the following link to explore more of The Pimp's Tip Of The Day.....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-s-tip-of-the-day-7-120681
The Porn Corollary to that is "pigtails subtract ten years"....
LOL....like he's even looking at her hair.....!
.............................................Good......................................................................Better............................................................Best............
Ok....ok....!
...............Good....................................More Good..................Better.................More Better........More Betterer....................Best......
Click the link to follow a trail of other ladies that show off their Good.....Better.....Best....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/pretty-lady-120689
Click on the links to explore others that almost got it in.....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/it-s-even-better-when-you-put-it-in-her-115939
He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....
ehh.....he's probably Moderator on Pimp&Host....
Other lucky just-around-the-national-average-of-5.6-inches guys:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/don-t-laugh-122000
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
Follow this link to explore a trail of more of the 30% of that cock-hardening Internet traffic....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/studies-show-30-percent-of-data-transferred-on-the-116949
This gal....!!
And....who's got two thumbs and just figured out the iPhone camera's self-timer....?
This guy....!!
Click the following link to explore a trail of other two thumb winners....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/who-s-got-two-thumbs-and-just-unpacked-for-a-2-wee-120905
....AWESOME....!
Click this link to explore others that cast a long shadow.....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/if-your-labia-can-cast-a-shadow-it-means-your-puss-120858
....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!
C'mon.......it's a joke.....besides, I'm one of the few users here that respects women....!
Other dainty ladies....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/no-she-s-holding-her-pinky-up-because-120853
...your next Birthday Blow Job is questionable.....
Click this link to explore a trail of others who don't have that "poker face":
https://pimpandhost.com/p/if-that-s-the-face-she-makes-119181
But we just look so damn silly.....
Follow this link to explore other so-damn-sexy ones....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/it-s-so-unfair-when-women-do-it-it-s-just-so-damn--120466
He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....
ehh.....he probably has a ski lodge....
Other lucky just-around-the-national-average-of-5.6-inches guys:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/don-t-laugh-120943
Second place was a tie....!
Click the link below to see previous months' awesome coinslots...!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/coinslot-of-the-month-118743
