Latest Posts by hepcat940

But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....

He's using his dick as a pick....???

Follow this link to explore others that are  so-damn-sexy....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/it-s-so-unfair-when-women-do-it-it-s-just-so-damn--128064

Are they using a microscope or a telescope...???

A trail of other things I'll probably never understand....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/sexual-and-sensual-things-i-ll-never-understand-102329

And I'd still do her.   Then....and now.....

But not on that couch.   Those things were so damn scratchy....!

Click on the link and explore a trail of others that probably just got their AARP card:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-know-they-are-out-there-20-30-years-or-so-late-123060

Click on the link to explore others that almost got it in.....

He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....  

Other lucky just-around-the-national-average-of-5.6-inches guys:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/don-t-laugh-130306

Second place was disqualified because she had turned pro and lost her amateur status.

Click the link below to see previous months' awesome coinslots...!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/coinslot-of-the-month-128198

Click on the following link to embrace a trail of bush....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/come-on-don-t-fear-the-bush-102576

.....but I couldn't find it for sale anywhere on their website..... 

"ROARRRRRRRR....!!!!"

Some other Amazonians going at it....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/the-amazon-position-129083

....cause nothing gets those two guys on here harder than a fucking hot Impact font.....

Oh....c'mon....it's a fucking joke....!

It would look great on my bedroom floor....Ok  

Ok...ok.....it's technically on your head, so we'll call it a "hat"....

Ok....Josh....nice hat.   But only because you rocked as Thanos and Cable.

Follow link for more shapka beret hoed chapeau sombrero hattur moja hut koofiyadda isigqoko petasum....and a few pussies thrown  in as a distraction....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/hey-nice-hat-129703

Click the link to explore a trail of other annoying, poorly-timed, teIemarketer calls....!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/hello-we-ve-been-trying-to-reach-you-concerning-yo-123059

Follow this link to explore a trail of other over-achievers...!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/achievement-unlocked-in-5-4-3-2-126460

HEY...!   A cross-over trail to the pigtails....!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/the-phrase-the-camera-adds-ten-pounds-refers-to-le-129780

I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!

But I LOVE her fit body.....

See.....microwaves are just fine on the counter....    

The oven/micro combos separately installed are very smart.

Convienant height and nicely tucked away...

Up, over the washing machine....smart, very European...!

Genius....!   She can watch the main dish warming in the microwave and he can start on the appetizer...!   (He looks ready to pound a muffin....!)

Some other microwaves placements I hate....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/i-hate-this-129067

"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!"

Don't tell anyone that _______

Some secrets are good ones to have....

Want to see some other secrets....?

https://pimpandhost.com/p/shhhhhhh-127316