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Damn....I'd do her.....and how...
I sure hope these aren't racist....
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Yeah.....I guess it works here too.....
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Birthday Anal is off the table now....(sorry)....
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And....he came so hard his cock AND his ass were pulsating...!
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Heterochromia iridum.....even sexier....rare....
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Bonnet or Hood.....
There's no argument.....she's hot....!
It's Hood.....btw....
GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL.....!!
Ok.....OK.....Support your local FOOTBALL club.....
Available for Cinco de Mayo parties, Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and (ahem) your more *intimate* get-togethers.....
NOTE: Carlos cannot sing or play an instrument....but he is very good entertainment....
How 'bout that baton, folks....?!?!!
[Oh, c'mon....it's a damn joke...]
Yeah.....whatever.....this gal......
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.............................................Good.............................................................Better.....................................................................................Best.......
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He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....
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Runner up....
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Don't tell anyone that _______
Some secrets are good ones to have....
But I shot a load over that nice pussy landing strip.....
......while listening to Metallica....
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