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Amerlcan Idol is on in 5 minutes and she just wants you to fuckin' finish...
[The gay guy will win this year.]
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That composite decking will last a lot longer than the cedar deck I just replaced.
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.....a 1963 Corvair.....(had one with a turbo....never should have sold it....)
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Don't have to fear this bush.....just getting knock unconscious by the 10 pounds of swinging meat....! LOL
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For those that speak Metric, that would be 914.4 Millimeters, I guess....
This may take me a while....I'm more used to "mouthful" sizes.....
But....if there's a nipple, I'm on it....!
(Wanting someone to say my cock is "Huge"....!)
....she needed a moment to compose herself....
Yeah.....wait.....uh, well, yeah, technically, I guess....ok, whatever, sure.....
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