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................................Good...........................................................................Better......................................................................Best............
....................................Best.........................................................................Bester...................................................................Bestest............
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He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....
ehh.....he probably has an 8-inch tongue....
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.....but I couldn't find it for sale anywhere on their website.....
Uh....nevermind.....
Only thing sexier than her wearing my shirts is her wearing nothing at all.....
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But I came over that nice landing strip.....
....while listening to Motorhead....
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She has a grab bar installed at the head of her bed.....!
I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!
But I LOVE her tits.....
See.....microwaves are just fine on the counter....
Or....in a separate space above a cabinet-mounted stove....
Or even.....mounted under the counter......where you drop the load in from above......
[Sorry....even I groaned at that last one...]
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.....but I couldn't find it for sale anywhere on their website.....
But, if I did, it might look like this: Sexy lady.....amazing ass (even if I'm not an "Ass Man")....
And...now that that picture is posted, I'll go back to the adult stuff....[scroll down]
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....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!
C'mon.......it's a joke.....besides, I'm one of the few users here that respects women....!
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....that's gotta be at least a 40-foot catamaran back there....!
Ok....ok.....I want that hot lady on the sailboat too...!
I only want a few things in life. Here are some....
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Fetish #7: Funky colored hair
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Don't tell anyone that _______
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