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You BETTER take her out for steak.   Next weekend....

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....like I could brag about myself....LOL....

"Ok....I swallow the cum, lick the salt, shoot the tequila, and suck the lime....right...?"

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I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!

But I LOVE her hair and nice size up top.....

See.....microwaves are just fine on the counter....    

Or....under the counter.....

Above the fridge....?  Sure, why not....!

See....lots of room for "cooking" when you put the micro away from the stove...!

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.....but.....being a professional masturbater, I'm determined to push (and pull) beyond the creepy-ness and--maintaining my professional standards--and bring this image to its successful conclusion....

....but I've never tried this position....

Not sure what it's called....

Or....maybe....

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.....my first law is that natural redheads will not be allowed to shave their pussy....

I'd lick to count on your vote.....

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"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!

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One ferda ladies....(so to speak)....POUR CAREFULLY, DUDE....!

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But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....

He's using his dick as a pick....???

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Are they using a microscope or a telescope...???

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And I'd still do her.   Then....and now.....

But not on that couch.   Those things were so damn scratchy....!

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He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....  

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