Second thought.....go straight to vodka.
Could be done though.....
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Six gears on the floor, six inches in her pussy....!
And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....
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[ Ugh.....that wasn't very funny. Sorry.... ]
slab of Black Walnut.
....and her amazing nipples.
.....but the club rules are that you have to have your ID on you at all times.....
......but I'm willing to frisk you one more time to try to find it....
......but it might have fallen into my front pocket and you're welcome to reach in and feel for it....
Thought I'd hang out on the back patio and enjoy the nice weather.....
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Have a great weekend....!
Don't do anything The Pimp wouldn't do....!
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He maybe an 'Average Joe' but he's getting some.....
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Surf-side entry...!
Second place: Also a surf-side entry....!
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Short hair and butch haircut women are hot.
Cross-over finalist for "Funky Colored Hair"
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I'm more of a fan of "mouthful size"....but she's so hot.....
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And I'd still do her. Then....and now.....
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....but what I did to the picture definitely wasn't faked...!
