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I HATE microwaves installed over stove/ranges...!

But I LOVE her long legs and size up top.....


Microwaves are just fine on the counter but still close to the sink....  

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Or even right above the oven.  Now you're cookin'....!

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Some other microwaves placements I hate....

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....and all I have is a little dinghy.....

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....a little dinghy but I'm furiously paddling.....


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"Ehhh....it's not that bad....!".....she said....!!

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Don't think she's made up her mind yet....

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Never just throw your sex toys all together, loose in a box or closet.

Unforseen things could happen.....

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With unforseen consequences.....

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My lawn never looks like nice and lush.   

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Ok....ok.....I'd take that nice, lush lady on the lawn too....! 


 I only want a few things in life. Here are some others....

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