No.....wait....never mind...........
ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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.........................................Good...................................................................Better......................................................................Best...........
Click the link to follow a trail of other ladies that show off their Good.....Better.....Best....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/pretty-lady-97228
....my first law will be that natural blonds will never shave their bush....
Follow these links to explore others acts of my administration....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/when-i-m-president-of-the-world-my-first-law-will--88868
Click on the following link to see another that trained in the art of ballet.....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/all-those-years-of-ballet-lessons-paid-off-96885
He cleans up after himself.....
.............................Good...............................................................................Better.......................................................................Best......
Click the link to follow a trail of other ladies that show off their Good.....Better.....Best....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/pretty-lady-97857
Happy Smile--I'd trade places with the guy in a heartbeat.
EviI grin--I'd trade places with the guy in a heartbeat.
Now, this lady is definitely Happy Smile:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/oh-sure-she-s-smiling-now-102579
Follow this link to explore a trail of sexy laughers...!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/why-is-she-laughing-99790
But if she makes this face....RUN....!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/if-that-s-the-face-she-makes-97151
Click the following links to see how she spent her money at the mall....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-spent-how-much-on-that-dre-oh-never-mind-102580
Follow this link to explore a trail of coffee lovers...!
https://pimpandhost.com/p/ok-one-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-then-we-can-99428
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
Follow this link to explore a trail of more of the 30% of that cock-hardening Internet traffic....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/studies-show-30-percent-of-data-transferred-on-the-100670
37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
Click on the link below to explore PIMP & HOST'S OLDEST AND LONGEST RUNNING BLUE-EYES THREAD....
https://pimpandhost.com/p/porn-37-hotter-with-blue-eyes-101611
How....?!?
And I'd do her then and today.
Click on the following link and explore a trail of others that probably just got their AARP card:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-know-she-s-out-there-20-30-years-or-so-later-n-102076
blah, blah, blah.....here's some Sexy Jump Cuts...
Jump to previous sexy jump cuts:
https://pimpandhost.com/p/wish-this-would-happen-when-i-snap-my-fingers-101627
(I'll get hate mail for this, I know.)
But (pun intended) there is an 89% chance that your ass is fine enough to bring about an erection in 97% of the male population (and a statistically significant number of the female population).....Congrats...!
See other asses that do not need the Finger Butt Lift / Jiggle
https://pimpandhost.com/p/ladies-92671
https://pimpandhost.com/p/i-ll-get-hate-mail-for-this-i-know-ladies-37796
....and who are those 11% of the other guys it doesn't make hard....?
