I suppose if I were plowing that beautiful pussy, I would want to get it on video and post er' up for the world to see. It's webcam girl. Sweet Violet. Spank The Butcher At: At: https://pimpandhost.com/album/user/232978
Got a big load built up and you're just too tired to take care of it? You could put a stick in her ass and use her to wash clothes and still fucker her after the spin cycle.
Got a flat tire? No problem. Stick the jack handle in that ass and she'll jack the car up. I love a chick that's useful.
Need some painting done on the garage? No need to call an expensive painting crew. Slap that paintbrush in the paint and put the handle in her asshole. She'll have that garage looking great in no time. Just think of the money you saved.
Laptop has a virus from cruising porn? TV not working cause you came home drunk and trashed the place? Cheer up you drunken porn loving cocksucker. Use her for entertainment after she's done doing the laundry, jacking up the car and painting the garage. Sit back and admire that sexy ass. Ahh life is good. Now get me a beer. Oh! and don't bring it to me stuck in your ass. It's gets warm too fast.
Kiki Klout, not just an entertaining fucker, she's led a strange and twisted life. Here's more fun facts about Kiki Klout. See if you can tell which are true and which are not.
1) Kiki Klout was an Olympian gymnast. She won a bronze medal and two silver medals in the floor gymnastics events.
2) Kiki Klout studied crimnal justice and later was an undercover informant used to sting 2 prominent mob bosses in Chicago. . .. .Continued below.
3) Kiki Klout is currently married to retired midget pornstar Napolean. Who she met not on a porn set but at Lalapalooza 2.
4) Kiki Klout was a demolition specialist in Desert Storm 2. She was later hired by the LA County bomb squad to detonate and disarm live explosives.
Answers: All false. Kiki is just a fuck lovin' pornstar. Isn't that exciting enough for ya?
Katy 18 Pocahontas using her big Brazilian ass to make a little spending money. You have to admire her for putting forth the effort, however in my opinion she's working for way too little in pay outs. She should be selling that ass to fuck sugar daddies. If I were a chick with an ass like that, I'd use that fucker until I had a mansion.
Johnny Sins shows Karter Foxx where the bear shits. I'll bet that male pornstars are the most reliable workers on Earth. I can't imagine one of them showing up late or skipping work. They get up and put their clothes on knowing they're going to get laid and then paid for it.
I think most guys admire a guy who uses his fucking dick to make a living. I myself am a little envious. I know a guy in town here who used his dick to take over one of the most prosperous manufacturing plants in the region. He started out working there assembling products for shitty pay. Eventually he started fucking the owner's daughter and then marrying her.
Today that bastard is the owner of the place and he did it with nothing but his dick. Now that's a businessman. Another friend of mine did the same using the same business plan. If that was me I would look down at my dick every day and say. "Thank you, you magnificent bastard. Thank you, Thank you, you're the best cock a guy could ever have.
Dillion Harper, I wonder if it would make a loud pop. if he got his thumb stuck in that tight pussy and had to pull it out.out,
I'm no God damned doctor but if you left it in there for for a few minutes I'm sure it would need to be amputated. No way you're going to get good circulation in there. I think the same goes for your dick. Hit it in a hurry and get the fuck out.. No sense in taking a chance.
I spent several hours one day trying to find this lovely and talented entertainer's name. I finally found it and sought out more of her tastefully done, one might say artistic erotic, nude modeling... Ahh, who the fuck am I kidding? She's bouncing on a fence post sized dildo. she's a slut. Anyway, I wasn't able to find much from her and none of it as good.
Erin Chase in her schoolgirl uniform. Chicks who wear schoolgirl outfits take a hell of a pounding. I bought two of them a few years ago to have the girlfriends wear when they came over. They both ended up trashed. One was torn to shreds the other one was ripped badly and had several loads launched on it.
I don't know how that happened. I must have blacked out and in a primal sexually induced frenzy lost control. Ah yes! The valuable lesson that I got from it was Stay the fuck away from chicks in schoolgirl uniforms.
Jean Taylor, She's not a beauty pageant winner but throw in that nice hairy bush and she moves up into the 2nd runner up position. The fact that she's sexy as hell, moves her to 1rst runner up. Now let's add the presumption that she would make a much better fuck than that prim and proper cunt that's about to take the crown....Woah! Now she moves into the top position as the winner and beauty queen. Her dad must be proud.