She's a trophy piece of ass. That's a sight any man would be happy to see when he walked in the room.
That's like catching a record fish or taking some big game world record. You'd bang a lot of pussy to find one like that......
Or like getting a hole in one in golf. Many pro golfers never get one in a lifetime even though they play all the time. Once you had your dick in a prize this one should get pictures.
You'll fondly remember fucking her the rest of your life but when you try to brag to friends and family, you better have some pictures. Preferably with her passed out and you getting a selfie with your face up close to the prized kill. Then you'll have some street cred.
Sure there'll always be that one friend who will cry out "photoshopped" but fuck him. You brought down the highest value trophy pussy in the wild. So when he says that, make a fist, reach for Kansas City and drop the cocksucker where he stands. He will now believe you beause no man would defend his bullshit story with a knockout punch.
The big problem with taking a trophy is that you can't tell by looking at them what that coochie is going to look like. I've had some knockout babes that didn't have knockout pussies. It sucks.
Every woman should by law have to keep a valid (and current) picture of their pussy on them at all times. They must provide it upon request. That would save them and men a lot of time. Noo, now that I think about it. That would ruin the fun of the big game trophy pussy hunt.
The pussy parade starts with this beautifully sculpted gem. Slightly puffy, very tight appearance. I'm going to say this fine specimen has only been fucked by small dicks.
2nd up. This micro slot, innie masterpiece has beautiful lines and a hot, pinkish tone. This little slit could be fully covered using dental floss for a bikini.
3rd in line is this stunnung display of sexy flesh. My! She's taken really good care of her pussy. Never out in the sun at high noon, never caught in driving rain. Top care has been taken and it shows.
If I was fucking her, that's all that I would do the entire weekend. I can see it now.
(Her) What are we going to do this weekend?
(Me) Fuck. We will be fucking this weekend. I don't even plan to get dressed. All weekend, all fucking.
(Her) Ok! But I wanted to go horseback riding.
(Me) You'll have to call those horses and tell them that you won't be able to ride them this weekend because you'll be riding me. I'm sure they'll understand.
(Her) Well Ok, will you sign up for couples yoga class with me?
(Me) Sure...If they don't mind fucking in class.
I have a place where I will eventually be laid to rest, however, this is where I where I want my dick buried.
This is Abby I have her posted in this pimpandhost gallery of innie and coin slot pussies
Hayden's boyfriend wanted to watch her fuck another guy. She didn't want to do it but he said it would turn him on so she went along with it.
However, after the initial weeping and thoughts of suicide subsided, he started getting into to the spirit of this whole fucked up plan he had insisted upon.
He was getting dangerosly aroused now. He was thinking about throwing his buddy out and jumping on his naughty, little girlfriend. He was ready to give hera primal fuck that a wild caveman would be proud of.
All she could think about was how she was going to get fucked as soon as this asshole was gone.
It was time to trow him out. He needed some alone time with Hayden. He was going to fuck her beautiful pussy with blind fury. And that is what he did. The End.
Aubrey, by the looks of the background, seems to have wandered into a junkyard. She ended up naked, photographed and eventually posted at everyone's favorite image hosting site pimpandhost.com
I could be reading the whole thing wrong as well. Maybe this photo shoot was in her own backyard. In that case I'll be expecting to see the lovely Aubrey on an upcoming episode of Hoarders.