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I really like this chick Sammie. I have more of her posted in this gallery Thick Chicks With Curves

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In this scene she's at work and finds this guy in the breakroom asleep with his dick hanging out.

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She couldn't resist touching it, then sucking it and from watching countless porn flicks you already know that he wakes up and it's underway.

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Gabriella the little slut knows how shit works. You don't have to work your ass off studying and doing homework. You just have to fuck the teacher good. I think that makes her the smartest in the class.
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Gabriella the little slut knows how shit works. You don't have to work your ass off studying and doing homework. You just have to fuck the teacher good. I think that makes her the smartest in the class.
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If I ever got her in the sack the pounding would be so primal and passion fueled that the neighbors would think I was killing somebody..

They'd either be too scared to call the cops because I'd come for them next (and I would) or they'd call and hilarity would ensue, , , cont.

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The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)


Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?


Me: Because I'm black?


Them: Sir, you're white.

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Me: Then I don't know. Is it because crazy lady is screaming in there?


Them: It is sir. What's the problem?


Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.

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Satin is a good sport, she just got done giving this foot freak a nice footjob and now he wants to fuck her too. Well I don't blame him and she asked for it after all. If you show up in socks like that you're going to get the full workout

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Lovita is a knockout babe who's one of those 'Too Hot For Porn" performers.  I don't know about anybody else but I say there's nobody too hot for porn. . . . Cont.

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Miss Universe? Get her a gig at realitykings.com she can pull off a gang bang just as well as the regular pornstars. In fact, she probably has. . . . Cont

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Miss America? Fuck her. Throw her in a scene with an angry dyke for a good fisting. . . . Cont

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Any Hollywood starlet? Book em' for a salad tossing scene with a sweaty Ron Jeremy. . . . Cont

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Lovita looks fantastic with her shorts and knee high socks but she's not too hot for porn. . . Any snooty bitch that's thinks she's too hot to fuck you on the first date? . . Go directly to the midget gang bang with a golden shower scene as the finale . . . . Cont

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Yes dude, get those shorts off of that magnificent ass. Good times are just ahead for you. Don't do anything stupid like start thinking that she's too hot to be fucking you. . . . Cont

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Not too hot for porn now are you? Fuck no. You're really just fucking for money. That's basically a prostitute. The real difference is that there's a camera crew filming it. For the whole fucking world to see. . . . Cont

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She is a nice piece of ass. She could make it as a high cost call girl.  I'd pay a little extra to get her instead of a toothless, scab picking skank. . . .

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I'd say she was pretty lucky to get te gig as a pornstar. I'd also say that we the porn watching people are pretty lucky to watch her fuck. . .

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It'll be a sad day in the porn industry when Vanessa finally has the last load blown on her and retires. She's had a long career for a pornstar. She fucked her way through her teens as can be seen in her many teeny scenes. Now she's banging her way through the MILF years and still looking good. She very well could fuck into her golden years but I probably wouldn't watch.
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Erin Chase in her schoolgirl uniform. Chicks who wear schoolgirl outfits take a hell of a pounding. I bought two of them a few years ago to have the girlfriends wear when they came over. They both ended up trashed. One was torn to shreds the other one was ripped badly and had several loads launched on it.

 I don't know how that happened. I must have blacked out and in a primal sexually induced frenzy lost control. Ah yes! The valuable lesson that I got from it was Stay the fuck away from chicks in schoolgirl uniforms.

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Bailey Lane, slapping down the shit that many a teacher took great risk to get. Look at those thick thighs. She could pull a plow. She could kick a Rhino to death and yet make for a good fuck. That is if she's not too tired from pulling your plow all day.

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Little teen slut learns that old man across the street ain't fucking around. She teased him sexualy and he fired back with a rough doggystyle fuck. (Grandpa 1. Slutty Teen Teaser 0).


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