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From Brazzers, Doctor Adventures, Kelsi Monroe and Sean Lawless in " Dick Reduction"

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Kelsi Monroe, ripped pantyhos taking a fucking.
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(This guy) What s great day at work. You you like to hear about my day honey? (Wife) No! I do not. (Him) Ok! I showed up on the set and I was paired up with Kelsi Monroe. She fucked like a caged Badger. Her pussy was so tight and so wet. I wanted to work a double shift. (Wife) Fuck you. I hate you. (Him) But I was (laughs) thinking about you (laughs) the whole time, I swear.

 

Best Erotic Images, GIFs, Porn Memes.

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Got a big load built up and you're just too tired to take care of it? You could put a stick in her ass and use her to wash clothes and still fucker her after the spin cycle.


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Got a flat tire? No problem. Stick the jack handle in that ass and she'll jack the car up. I love a chick that's useful.
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Need some painting done on the garage? No need to call an expensive painting crew. Slap that paintbrush in the paint and put the handle in her asshole. She'll have that garage looking great in no time. Just think of the money you saved.

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Laptop has a virus from cruising porn? TV not working cause you came home drunk and trashed the place? Cheer up you drunken porn loving cocksucker. Use her for entertainment after she's done doing the laundry, jacking up the car and painting the garage. Sit back and admire that sexy ass. Ahh life is good. Now get me a beer. Oh! and don't bring it to me stuck in your ass. It's gets warm too fast.

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She has a body they'de have to drag me off of.. But, that's not likely to happen so I'll be happy to fall asleep with a warm, sticky hand.I couldn't get her name and son of a bitch. I tried. I'm fairly certain it's Patty Michova. I've seen her in flicks and that looks like her sleek body.

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Marry Queen aka Miela and her legendary coin slot pussy. I think she has the most photographed pussy in history.and that's for a good reason. It's a remarkable pussy. I've always wanted to take a ride on it just to see if it's as good as it looks. If she snaps my dick off, she snaps my dick off. I'll grow a new one.

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Thank you for that lovely display Marry.

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Kiki Klout, not just an entertaining fucker, she's led a strange and twisted life. Here's more fun facts about Kiki Klout. See if you can tell which are true and which are not.


1) Kiki Klout was an Olympian gymnast. She won a bronze medal and two silver medals in the floor gymnastics events.

2) Kiki Klout studied crimnal justice and later was an undercover informant used to sting 2 prominent mob bosses in Chicago. . .. .Continued below.


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3) Kiki Klout is currently married to retired midget pornstar Napolean. Who she met not on a porn set but at Lalapalooza 2.

4) Kiki Klout was a demolition specialist in Desert Storm 2. She was later hired by the LA County bomb squad to detonate and disarm live explosives.


Answers: All false. Kiki is just a fuck lovin' pornstar. Isn't that exciting enough for ya?

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Katy 18 Pocahontas using her big Brazilian ass to make a little spending money. You have to admire her for putting forth the effort, however in my opinion she's working for way too little in pay outs. She should be selling that ass to fuck sugar daddies. If I were a chick with an ass like that, I'd use that fucker until I had a mansion.

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Kira Thorn you have to stop over more often  to watch porn.

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Kira Thorn produces a sweet, young piece of pussy for this old fuck.
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Johnny Sins shows Karter Foxx where the bear shits. I'll bet that male pornstars are the most reliable workers on Earth. I can't imagine one of them showing up late or skipping work. They get up and put their clothes on knowing they're going to get laid and then paid for it.

 I think most guys admire a guy who uses his fucking dick to make a living. I myself am a little envious. I know a guy in town here who used his dick to take over one of the most prosperous manufacturing plants in the region. He started out working there assembling products for shitty pay. Eventually he started fucking the owner's daughter and then marrying her.


Today that bastard is the owner of the place and he did it with nothing but his dick. Now that's a businessman. Another friend of mine did the same using the same business plan. If that was me I would look down at my dick every day and say. "Thank you, you magnificent bastard. Thank you, Thank you, you're the best cock a guy could ever have.

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