This gal....!!
Who's got two thumbs and just got kicked out of the gym....?
This guy....
....but he met two new friends on the way out.....
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This gal....!!
Just kidding.....
The new lkea couch is called ÖFJAFRANIMEBALKLIG
This gal....!!
Who's got two thumbs and and a sunburned dick....?
This guy......
Who won't be masturbating for the next four days.
....glasses.
.....she's either bored with giving the blowjob or she's angry.....
If she's bored: take her shopping afterwards.....or you better be good at eating pussy,
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.....fish that creek.
.....sometimes you have to admire the skill it takes to make the scene work....
[Golf clap....]
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....according to the Penis Sundial.....
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.....you definitely need that fan....!
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....instead, maybe you should just tell your barista buddies you dumped her because she wouldn't put out....
(Except she's the one that dumped you.)
But....sometimes you give me porn nightmares....
Frenulum on top....?? Can't un-see that mentally....!
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.....the size doesn't matter....
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