A.  Get drunk and go for it.

B.  Turn out the lights and think of your first girlfriend.

C.  Close your eyes and Think Of England.

D.  All the above.

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In truth....most of us guys are butt-ugly (you aren't, of course) and we should be glad enough to even sneak up on our  cock to masturbate....let alone get some pussy.....





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