To try an original huIa-hoop....
To try phone booth stuffing....
To hear early EIvis....
But, mostly, to suck on some of those 1950's torpedo tits....
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And silicone bees stung her tits....! (?)
Ladies....don't do that to your lips or tits.
They're beautiful just as they are....
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.....my first law is that natural redheads will not be allowed to shave their pussy....
I'd lick to count on your vote.....
This month's winner is the Husband (of one lady) and Wife (of a different hubby) Team...Jamie and Pat....
Watch their impressive First Pump in her Mouth Followed by an Impressive Stomach Coating....!
Which narrowly beat (no pun intended) this long-distance shot....
And....runners-up.....
Congrats to one and all....
And, we're proud to announce that all the leftovers will be given to employees at The Pimp's House of Ill Repute.....
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I thought about trying out a new Mud Pack. On my dick.
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Have a great weekend....!
Don't do anything The Pimp wouldn't do....!
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But, if I did, it might look like this:
Sexy blonde....outdoors....awesome pussy thigh gap....
And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....
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A strong liking for an object or activity, as a way of getting sexual pleasure.
Fetish #7: Women with buck teeth
Hey....don't laugh....I bet you like some wierd things too......
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....you gotta wonder what the cum looks like....LOL.....
Please return your cock to the upright and locked position.
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
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It's definitely worth the trip....!
Your cock will thank you....
I'm usually the 'smart ass' with the 'smart ass comments' here but this one has me speechless....for once....
