ABOUT ME:
Hit the big 5-0 this year. Sucks being half a century old. Still jackin it like I was a teenager though so it's all good. You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it.
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