This lucky fucker gets a prized piece of tiny teen pussy.

Slam jammin' that bush. This guy is going to pound that bush until the cops show up.

 Sir? Have you had any bush tonight? 

Well! I had the one, but only for a minute.

 Sir? Do you realize this is you sixth offense of aggravated assault of a bush? 

Yeah! I think I have a problem, I'll seek help immediately. 

You'll be doing it from jail. This is going to be 90 days in county.

 Shit! I don't suppose there's any bush in there hey?

I salute the man for his interestin, or maybe it's obsession with bush. Whatever the case he's a bush lovin' nigga like me.

Mae gets a good examination at the Drs. office.

This guy just knows he's going to have a great fuck in the next few minutes, In order to make this night magical he should?

1) Slip into the bathroom and take a belly full of Viagra and several big slams of whiskey.

2)Just keep on doing what he's doing. Or

3) Disappear