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(This guy) What s great day at work. You you like to hear about my day honey? (Wife) No! I do not. (Him) Ok! I showed up on the set and I was paired up with Kelsi Monroe. She fucked like a caged Badger. Her pussy was so tight and so wet. I wanted to work a double shift. (Wife) Fuck you. I hate you. (Him) But I was (laughs) thinking about you (laughs) the whole time, I swear.

 

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She has a body they'de have to drag me off of.. But, that's not likely to happen so I'll be happy to fall asleep with a warm, sticky hand.I couldn't get her name and son of a bitch. I tried. I'm fairly certain it's Patty Michova. I've seen her in flicks and that looks like her sleek body.

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Marry Queen aka Miela and her legendary coin slot pussy. I think she has the most photographed pussy in history.and that's for a good reason. It's a remarkable pussy. I've always wanted to take a ride on it just to see if it's as good as it looks. If she snaps my dick off, she snaps my dick off. I'll grow a new one.

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Thank you for that lovely display Marry.

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Erin Chase in her schoolgirl uniform. Chicks who wear schoolgirl outfits take a hell of a pounding. I bought two of them a few years ago to have the girlfriends wear when they came over. They both ended up trashed. One was torn to shreds the other one was ripped badly and had several loads launched on it.

 I don't know how that happened. I must have blacked out and in a primal sexually induced frenzy lost control. Ah yes! The valuable lesson that I got from it was Stay the fuck away from chicks in schoolgirl uniforms.

Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.

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Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.

And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.

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Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads.  The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough)  They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin is a trophy fuck. She has one of the most beautiful, fuckable pussies that there has ever been in the adult film industry. This guy's dick will need a cigarette after fucking her. Sometimes I look at her pussy and wonder how she even pisses out of it.
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Gabriella Paltrova. If santa brings her I'll share her with him. I think it'd be a great Yuletide memory, slapping around some pussy with that jolly old elf.

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Ella Milano, Knockout Teen Fuck Doll. I can put her on my Christmas wish list. If Santa brings me all the pussy on my list, I'll suck the fucker's dick.

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Cori Nadine. Fucking material she is.

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Deena Daniels
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Hannah Hunter.
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I can't think of her name right now. I'll add it when it comes to me.
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Iryna, It'd be a good time having a fun young girlfriend like her. You could buy her all kinds of sexy, little costumes to wear. It would be like fucking a fresh piece every time. That's it. My mind's made up. I'm going with that as my new short term goal. Score a hot young fuck and dress her up in sexy shit and then of course fuck her like you just escaped prison after 15 years.
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Silvia Saint. I'd mix it up with her. I'm feeling pretty good right about now. I saved a woman's life last night. That's right. I pulled an an 8 inch bone out of her throat. Now I want to save Silvia's life a couple of dozen times.

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 I'd give her some stiff jabs in the groin, but it wouldn't hurt.

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Sophia Sutra, flexing her ass cheeks to delight and amuse curious porn watchers. I have a pile of Sophia Sutra pics and GIFs going back quite a few years. I'll probably get around to posting some of them in the future.


Her best two videos in my opinion are this one and the one with her in thigh high socks and a schoolgirl uniform fucking. Armed with those two flicks, you could whack until your dick bled.

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Kelly Skyline always ranks at the top of my hottest chicks ever in the adult film industry. There are very few at her level. At the moment Robyn Truelove is the only one that comes to mind.

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