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If I ever got her in the sack the pounding would be so primal and passion fueled that the neighbors would think I was killing somebody..

They'd either be too scared to call the cops because I'd come for them next (and I would) or they'd call and hilarity would ensue, , , cont.

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The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)


Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?


Me: Because I'm black?


Them: Sir, you're white.

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Me: Then I don't know. Is it because crazy lady is screaming in there?


Them: It is sir. What's the problem?


Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.


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