I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.


When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch


The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

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You could use this one as a bottle opener. It also serves as a handy knife sharpener on those camping trips. And don't forget to fuck it twice before bed.
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This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.


Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

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This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.


I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

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I've already purchased a burial plot for myself but this is where my dick wants to be buried. With all the times it's led me off of the path of righteousness, it's going straight to hell anyway


. I guess it's fitting to bury my dick in a box.

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It's like a wishlist.Oooh! I'll take that one. Oh. look at that one, I'll bet it's expensive.
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You could cover up that slit with dental floss. She's tighter than a greased fist.
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The one above is an internet legend. It's been in circulation for well over 10 years. I've often wondered who the chick is.I want to think she's hot as hell to match that magnificent bastard of a pussy, but I'm guessing she's not a beauty queen.
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Look at this marvelous site. I'm glad some son of a bitch had the good sense to capture an image of it. It only peeks it's head out once a year for a few seconds to see if it can see it's shadow.

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