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That's one of the beauties of a big thicky like this with two bushels of ass. They can take a pounding. You'll have a good time, and you can bust a nut. Pulling off all three of those is the hat trick. Three fucking bullseyes. Grab some thick stuff this weekend and see if what I say isn't true.

P.S. Please get some video like this saint of a man did. I want to make a couple of GIFs of it. I'll post them up. I promise.

Hes trying out some cool new moves on her. He's laying down some cool. I think the boy is going to do alright. If he can pull this one off then he'll perform like a champ for years to come.

If this was my son, I would be so proud. I'd take him out and get drunk with him and tell him tales of all the pussy old Butcher, Daddy Dad fucked on. Oh! I'd also remind him that he once lived in my nutbag and I shot him out the end of my dick. Then laugh like a motherfucker.

Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.

Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.

And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.

Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads.  The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough)  They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.

Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.

Hazel Rose fucks some creepy pervert she met at the park. It's good to see a real bush sometimes. I see a lot of these porn chicks with half of their bush shaved off and I move on to the next picture or video. I say either grow a full, luscious bush or shave it nice and clean. No in between

 The ones I hate the most are those little strips of hair sometimes called landing strips. I call them shit streaks. It looks to me like they wiped their asses backward and left a streak of shit up the front of their pussies.

I noticed the chicks wirh full bushes are proud of them. They are almost like a fucking bush cult. They seek out other bush growers and their hairy cunts are like their god and religion. Nothing wrong with getting a bush cult rolling. I would especially support them if they tried to recruit me into the cult. I have to imagine they would give out some samples to lure you in.

I've always had a crazy dream of having a slutty girlfriend that would fuck me with the camera rolling. I would show off all of my moves and maybe make a little hat to put on my mushroom headed dick to end the scene. I'd put his hat on and shake him like he's waving goodbye to the fans. Another dream dashed.  Spank The Butcher At: https://www.sex.com/user/spankthebutcher/  Also At: http://zmut.com/SpankTheButcher

I can only imagine what life would be like if my job included, waking up slamming some coffee, smoking a few morninng cigarettes and then heading off to my job of "fucking Lexi Dona and getting paid" I would be walking around with a smirk on my face ... cont...

. I would look down at my dick with pride and admiration instead of bitterness and hate. I would tell the girlfriend. Don't worry if you don't feel like putting out tonight or if you have a headache. I'll be getting some at work tomorrow anyway. ...cont....

I would go to job fairs and schools, especially on their (bring a pornstar to school day) I would answer their questions about being a cock for hire. I would take full advantage of the royal flush that.life dealt me. Where the hell am I going with this?........Life would be interesting I'm sure.

Kelsi Monroe. She has a knockout body and she looks outstanding in her sexy socks. They would need three men and a team of horses to get me off of her.

This guy got the golden opportunity to slap around some beautiful hairy pussy and he took it. It's wonderful that he had the good sense to film it for others to enjoy as well.

 He even shaved his own bush to make it appear that he has an extra inch of dick. My hat's off to you bush man. Long may you stab your hair covered prey.

She's a hot one. Chloe Ludek in a hot hardcore scene. She also goes under another name that I can't think of until I'm drunk off my ass

I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.

 Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.

I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.

When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch

The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.

Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.

I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

If this gif is not moving you can click on it or see it here Spank The Butcher Crazy Lady

They say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" and I've found that to be fairly accurate. They also say "Never stick your dick in crazy" There again I must agree. The paradox in this whole thing is. If you never stick your dick in crazy you're a virgin.

The chick in this GIF just screams "I'm clinically insane. I'm one slight misunderstanding away from being criminally insane as well" I can also picture her saying "If you really love your Corvette, don't piss me off" To which I'd answer "I'm a butcher. I can walk around with hacked up meat in my hands and blood in my hair and nobody would look twice. If you really love your tongue. Don't piss me off?

Then I throw ol' crazy lady here in the fart sack and fuck her until she sees God.

Disclaimor....These are trained professionals. Do not attempt any of these actions at home. Dismemberment could result.

Kenzie Madison is really throwing down some ass on that fucker. One wrong move and she will drive his cock down backwards and out his ass. Yeah. This asshole will fuck himself by proxy.

Another ugly scenario would be a snap sound. That's right. She snapped his dick off. ...I'd laugh....Ok! Let's watch and see how out hero navigates these dangerous shoals.

She reminds me a little of the chicks in the porn magazines we used to look at when we were kids. Their bushes may have been a little bigger though. Which reminds me.

When I was a boy it was fairly common to find porn magazines along the roadside in bags or even out in the woods. Me and my neighbor kids found a huge plastic bag full. Playboy, OUI, Penthouse, Adam all the big names of the day. Oh! and one other thing. There was a God damned matress out there. Yah! some fucking pervert. Probably the neighbor kid Keith, dragged a matress 3/4 of a mile (at least) so he could wack off.

As the age of the internet came along, I took a long look at my prized collection of porn. With a tear in my eye I packed them in a big plastic bag and hauled them out to the same woods where I found the porn. Some kid is going to think he won the porn lottery...... Ahhh! It feels good to give back to the community.

Here's one of her mountain. I can't call it a pussy mound because it's a mountain. Cameltoe Mountain. I'm not sure that you can even fuck it. It appears to have it's own gravitational orbit. Like a giant Sun or planet.

You could get sucked into a black hole or you dick could. That fucker could suck you right in. I'd laugh. Your dick could be in a different dimension. Comedy gold.

She's going to piss off a lot of Camels with that big cunt. Camels are real pricks. They spit, they drool, they fuck with you in all ways.

Camels will make your life a hellish nightmare, Camels will make you envy the dead. Moral of this story,,,,,,,,,Camels.......Don't fuck with them.

Is that a ski jump? Wow! Picture a tiny skier skiing down her belly on his way to the ramp on Cameltoe Mt. He hits launch point and is airborne. She lets a rotten fart. The Methane from the fart is lighter than air therefore he can no longer remain airborne.

He falls from the air. He falls all the way down to the much feared but seldom penetrated asshole. He ends up way down in her fucking asshole. Nobody will go in that dirty cave...he's dead. The little skier is dead because he's a dumb fucker. . The funny thing is that , her asshole is his final resting place. I'd laugh like a bitch. Comedy gold.

Here we have a satellite view of the summit of Cameltoe Mountain. The summit has never been reached by a team of climbers. The trail to the summit is littered with bodies of those who have tried. What makes Cameltoe Mt. so dangerous is not just it's incredible height and the pithch and grade but it has the ever dangerous Coin Slot Crevasse that runs almost it's entire length.

All it takes is one slippery spot and ypur done climbing. forever. There's a 6,000 ft drop straight down into Piss Drip Valley. The nearest help available is 3 miles down in Stiff Bone Inlet and those cunts probably won't cum for you. Moral of the story is stay the fuck away from Cameltoe Mountain.

Mt. Cameltoe Revisited. Since our last report on Cameltoe Mountain tere has been an inordinate amout or fatalities.  These three fearless, thrill seekers are setting out on a trek to be the first team to ever get on top of Cameltoe Mt. The expedition is led by Spank The Butcher who apparently makes porn GIFs by day, His two team members are Johnny Sins the legendary pornstar. Johnny is said to be an expert who's been atop many such mounds. Third is infamous pervert Max Hardcore. After a prison stint for indecency, he's ready for some action and hopes this trip will score him miles of fresh pussy.

Our three adventurers relaxing on the beach before heading out to scale Cameltoe Mt. (L to R) Max Hardcore notorious pervert, Spank The Butcher GIF maker and Johnny Sins legendary pornstar.

And they said Max Hardcore was the pervert...

I'd bounce her off of the headboard until the cops showed up.